Saturday, February 25, 2006
even though i've heard this tonnes of times, i still will not admit that im am small. anyway, small doesn't necessarily mean weak man. read an article in the new paper this afternoon and a woman in canada, wait wait before that have to add something. A WOMAN WHO IS 150 CM AND WEIGHS 40 KG FOUGHT A POLAR BEAR IN CANADA. yup. beat that man. small but leathal.. u go girl!!! this is it: she and her 7 year old son were walking home one evening when her son was attacked by a polar bear. so her mother instincts took place and she went over to save her son. doesnt matter that she's probably about the same size as her son, doesnt matter that her opponent weighs almost 4 times as much as her, packed full of lard and muscle. as they always say, never endanger her baby when the mother is near cause she becomes leathal. anyway, seh went over to save her son but with one massive swipe, she was pinned under the bear's huge paw. but the tough cookie didnt give up man. she punched the bear in the head repeatedly and kidked at its stomach like she was ' riding a bicycle' and her screaming son soon attracted passers-by. so this guy runs to his brother's home and grabbed a rifle (now how fun is that? u keep a rifle in ur home and they say home is the safest place to be) and shoots at the bear 4 times before it collapsed. amasingly, the mother escapes with minor scratches and a black eye. thank god the bear wasn't hungry man. if not she would have been ripped apart like sardine. now that is one brave mother with super human strength.bottom line: never small look little men cause they can prove to be incredibly strong when u least expect it. =]met my sec friend in sch today and guess what's the first thing she told me? eh chang i saw someone who looks like you! oh man. now even my good friend from business knows that there's an evil twin out there in nyp. she does NOT look like me lah! definately not!! nono i do not have a twin and i don't intend to get one. up down left right in what way does she look like me i ask u?? way taller, way madder, way skinner, way more irritating looking and it doesn't help that whenever we cross paths we either pretend not to see each other or we give the other party our most, dao-est face we can manage ever and make the whole scene freeze. karen absolutely loves it whenever she spots her within a 200 meter radius and makes it a point to exclaim rather loudly: eh jiawan, ur twin!! and watch my expression. (she thinks its absolutely hilarious that we have the same reaction) hmph. i don't like her and im proud to say that she doesn't like me either. we ar like sworn enemies even before we knew each other. whatever. as long as i stay away from her and she keeps a distance from me im fine. =]two more weeks before studio project ends and then comes the final major killer.
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