staring and doing html stuff all day is as bad as eating a sock.

this is bad. im only in the third week of attachment and already i am hating it. the people are nice but what can be better than going to school. seriously. you hate school? shut the hell up bugger. working is worse. the eating hours are worst. take for example, yesterday's lunch.

well, yesterday's lunch was almost equivalant to dinner/tea break. anyway, as i was saying, lunch/tea break/dinner was at...















5PM!!!!!!!!

just as everyone is heading home after a long day's work and looking forward to a good dinner at home, we are heading out for the first break of the day aka our lunch break. power right? the people here are like robots man. stuck in a little white room all day, doing multiple sites and tonnes of coding, sometimes not eating. what can i say? i'm not as devoted at they are that's for sure. we were like starving but no one actually put down their work and head out for lunch. from 2, drag to 3. from 3 drag to 4. then...

"eh 4 already. im starving. lets go for lunch."

whatdoyaknow. 4 comes and goes and we're still starving. and then comes the big 5 and THEN we go out for lunch. dots. i don't wanna know how many more days there will be like that one but guess what? i hate it. =[ i bet im like the only intern that has these kinda weird working hours.
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Saturday, June 24, 2006

IM HAPPY!!! whahaha i finally got to go...SHOPPING!! yay! after ages of staying in the office coming home straight after work cause all the shops are closed, i finally get to go out there since the GSS started. haha

went to bugis with my mum and bro cause he wanted to get a new bag. his present one is like dead old so walked around bugis street and he finally got what he wanted. oh and yours truly picked it out for him. and its damn big, probably big enough to put a dead body in. god knows why he wants such a big bag for. hmmm... anyway, its a really funky bag and i liked it. =]

well, i also got what i wanted. two pairs of shorts formal enough to wear to work... haha. i think i'll probably go back to bugiswhen i get my pay cause there's so much shopping to do! haha. oh and the best part is that we didn't have to pay for anything cause that's when my mum came in! going shopping with mother dearest is the best cause you don't have to pay! whahaha. i love my mum! =]

and so i have one more day to rest before awaiting for the next weekend. i can't wait to get back to school.
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Thursday, June 22, 2006

was clearing some stuff from my hard disk when i found something interesting.
haha. me and the marshmallow took some online personality test to see what baby animal we were and guess what animal we were?

actually its not that difficult to guess which one is the marshmallow. =] i think it suits her perfectly. buahaha

presenting......

our little furball friends!!!!





yesh. the little furball of a monkey is indeed our marshmallow. no prizes for guessing right though. =]
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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird facts/things/habits about yourself, saying who tagged you. In the end you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs.

right. courtesy of danni and to get my mind off work for a while, i decided to do this weird quiz/game/whateveryouwannacallit.

this is it. WARNING! after reading the content below, you may officially think that i have a weird personality. so to all those who wish to retain your bestest memories of me, now's the time to click the little red cross at the right hand corner of this window.

1. there was a point in time when i actually did drugs and alcohol.
haha got you there didn't i? =]

2. yours truly is very curious about smoking and i will want to take a puff if not for the fear that i will be addicted.

3. i may not have the appetite for food but when it comes to ice cream, you'd be suprise.

4. i am a scaredy-cat. list of things that i am afraid of:
- LIZARDS(especially the incredibly fat ones that make a sickening 'piak' sound when they fall).
- heights; i am absolutely paranoid that someone will come up behind me and push me down from behind and then throw their heads back and laugh.
- clowns/mascots/anything that has makeup on or in some form of disguise.lion dance included. all clowns are EVIL!

right i am digressing.

5. i have had a few close encounters with my 'good friend' from the other world.

6. i take one whole hour to really 'wake up'.

and all those who reads this: i tag you. =]



just felt like adding that cause it looks so cute. its an ermine by the way. ha
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Monday, June 19, 2006

i am in a totally irritated mood! so forgive mewhile i scream and curse at the client and hopefully, he won't see this and sue me. well, not that i have very much to sue about cause if, IF he happens to see this, he will agree that HE IS BEING A TOTAL JERK AND IT IRRITATES ME SOOO MUCH TO KEEP CHANGING AND CHANGING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. DAYS OF DOING OT IN THE OFFICE FOR THIS CURSED WEBSITE/CLIENT AND IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO THE SAME THING. FUCK OFF MAN. LIKE ITS MY PROBLEM HOTEL BOOKINGS ARE LOW! LIKE ITS MY FAULT THE PEOPLE WHO SIGNED UP ARE NOT TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS. IT JUST SHOWS HOW LAME AND STUPID YOUR EVENT IS!!!!! LIKE I GIVE A FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE FORM AND THE STUPID EARLY BIRDS SHIT AND THE DATO WHATEVER HIS STUPID NAME IS AND THE SPEAKERS LIST! I HOPE ALL THE STUPID COCKROACHES YOU ARE CAMPAIGNING AGAINST WILL ALL COME AFTER YOU AND CRAWL UP YOUR BIG FAT ASS AND STOP YOU FROM GIVING THE POOR INTERN HELL!

the website i was/am/will be working on is for some stupid pest summit shit thing. go and take a look at how the stupid website looks and how stupid the whole thing sounds at this fuckingly stupid link.

right. i will continue to curse at the stupid client but that will not help me from getting chased by the client and his stupid pest summit. shit. =[
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

i absolutely refuse to blog about work.

my sister is finally flying off tonight. again. she's heading to the west this time. SHE'S FREAKING GOING TO EUROPE! and england and switzerland and zurich and blah blah blah. i wanna go too! unfortunately, i can only get my dose of english lads through the world cup which i don't even watch. sheesh. this time, its not a school thing, she's going with her three best girlfriends and they're backpacking around europe for the next month or so. now how cool is that man!!!!!!

that's it. i am also going on a holiday with my friends when we manage to find the time and we are going to taiwan cause i heard so much about it i wanna see for myself. i can't imagine backpacking around with all the hokkien uncles sitting by the road side spitting and cursing at us when we accidentally hit them with our big bagpacks. or better yet, drag us away and chuck us in some hideous two piece complete with an even uglier head piece to look like sailor moon or something and then throw us on the streets and make us yell: BING LANG! LAI CHI BING LANG! i've got only one f-word for that.

fugly

anyway, backpacking around taiwan sounds wierd. like:

HEY IM GOING BACKPACKING IN TAIWAN!

........................... no feel.

wanna go backpacking i also won't choose taiwan lah. australia is probably my first option. nice people, nice weather, nice scenery and when you get to tired to walk, you could just thumb for a ride and... aaahhh i better stop before i get tempted to throw down my work and head to australia. and then come back feeling refreshed and contented only to be slaughtered by stephen choong. so who's up for taiwan? seriously..

and so im going to be heading to the airport after work and hopefully i manage to sneak out at 7 sharp without having to do OT for the next two days.
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somebody kill me. i get a company that doesn't require any use of flash and before i rejoice at my luck of using just plain dreamweaver, i get a project that requires php coding.

forgive me while i curse for a moment

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND A SINGLE I AM LOOKING AT AND WHAT'S MORE, I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE PHP IN SCH AND NOW, I HAVE TO COMPLETE A PROJECT THAT LOOKS LIKE:

if (WARN_CONFIG_WRITEABLE == 'true') { if ( (file_exists(dirname($HTTP_SERVER_VARS['SCRIPT_FILENAME']) . '/includes/configure.php')) && (is_writeable(dirname($HTTP_SERVER_VARS['SCRIPT_FILENAME']) . '/includes/configure.php')) ) { $messageStack->add('header', WARNING_CONFIG_FILE_WRITEABLE, 'warning'); }

BY 6PM LATER TODAY. OH AND THE TIME NOW IS 5.01PM

okie. i am done ranting but i don't feel any better. i am so screwed and somehow, i still managed to find time to blog. right.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

i will not laugh and exclaim in front of girls who are crouching down over their tummies once a month that i do not experience it cause right now, i am experiencing it. its probably nothing compared to what you girls go through every month but well, a little discomfort compared to nothing in the past is something to me. right. i shall stop whining.

anyway, i love the new peugeot advertisement. all about what women want:

high heels wouldn't hurt
diamonds would grow on trees
husbands would give birth
and i can't remember what the rest is about.
but you get the general idea.
i love it
so feminist.
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Thursday, June 08, 2006

its only the third day of work and i have already started doing OT. like seriously. it's the freaking third day man.. i can't even imagine three months later. when there is nothing to do, there is absolutely nothing to do. when projects start coming in then there is really ALOT of stuff to do. oh and i think there is some conspiracy against all the companies cause all the projects come in at the same time so everday is like... hell. work our butts off for crap pay. i don't even think they don't even pay you for OT. sheesh.

anyway, something wierd/funny or whatever you wanna call it happened this morning on my way to work. i was on the train and cause i start work late, so the morning crowd's more or less gone. okie, that's not the point. this guy actually offered me his seat! like what? i seriously don't think i belong to the rumpled skin, saggy boobs category yet. right? neither do i think i look pregnant so... all i can think of is that he was being nice to someone by offering his seat. unfortunately, that someone didn't take his offer cause she was getting off at the next stop. haha. so cute. okie. i shouldn't be mean cause i will probably take that seat greatfully 20 years from now.

p.s: pray hard i don't have to do anymore OT for the rest of the week if not i think i'd die...

cheers =]
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Monday, June 05, 2006

ha. what a boring title to start off a boring day.

i shall blog in some crap since today is such a nice date. 06/06/06

anyway, i have officially started my iap and now, i am blogging. wha. so free ar? er.. not really but i didn't really feel like starting work so yeah. yolk. that's where im attached to and i would say that the working enviroment here is not what i expected it to be. the people here are really nice so it kinda helps i guess. but the stuff i'm supposed to do: web. sigh. can't afford to be choosy i guess. as long as it doesn't have anything to do with scripting and flash im probably fine.

there's only one slight problem. i kinda forgot how to use dreamweaver. like how the hell am i supposed to do websites if i can't even use the software? whatever. i'll have to learn all over again. shit. i wonder how the other people at attachment are doing? hmm.... oh and guess what? i miss school already. i guess you never really treasure what's in front of you until it's taken away from you huh?

nevermind. i shall go back to work.
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Thursday, June 01, 2006

yosh! after a long three months, after a boring three months, i am moving on to a new beginning. a new chapter in my life will unfold and i will make the best out of it.

eww. gross. that sounded so cliched. i was just trying to make attachment seem more appealing.

the past few days were hectic cause on mon, at 4pm, stephen chong came in and had a new project for us to work on. its due on wed. THATS TWO DAYS! like w-w-what?? and my friend was not even done with her posters and namecards. so we had to rush to finish that stupid project and stephen chong was obviously in a frenzy that he kept coming down once every two hours. anyway, its almost the end of fypj, one more day to be exact, and i am currently awaiting my turn to be shot at. shooting time starts at 3pm for me so people who see this, prepare your tears cause i will be dead at approximately 3.30pm. those who can't cry, i allow eyedrops, but remember not to use Bausch and Lomb unless you want plants growing out of your eye.

and how can i forget. the number of birthdays this week. three. and i am offically broke. spending $100 like every two days. oh and then the amount spent on printing. yes i shall survive on air and water for the next two weeks. attachment starts next week offically so before i start becoming some boring person stuck at a desk from 9-5 everyday, wait, fypj also stuck at a stupid desk from 9-6. better come see me more cause i won't be in sch for three months. THREE MONTHS LEH.. can you imagine three months withouth jia wan? ha not like it makes that much of a difference. whatever.

i am still not looking forward to attachment. =[ but for now, i can say to fypj: KISS MY ASS! whahah kiss goodbye to final year and the freezing room. BYE BYE! MUACKS
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