I am late for work. Okie lah I don't really have a reporting time although on the paper it states that I have to report for work at 10am. But er.. it gets progressively later so by late, I mean I reached the office at 11am. And it wasn't my fault. It was raining elephants and rhinos so I couldn't leave my house at the normal time. To make matters worse, the bloody bus came after waiting for like 25 minutes so it wasn't suprising to see the bus packed. I was standing at the door..

Okie I am going to complain so don't say I didn't warn you.

The stupid shit of a bus driver kept opening the door for more people to get on and there was hardly any breathing space. Literally. There was this uncle standing in behind me and I could smell him lah.. He smelt like he hadn't had a wash for like 10 years and he just came back from the market or smthg. In case you don't get what I mean, HE SMELT DAMN BAD LAH! Take ur unwashed sock and keep it unwashed for a week, throw in some shit and you'll understand what I've been through. I seriously felt like puking and I still do. It doesn't help that the bus was sooo full he was standing with his stinking arm above my head.

I wanted to die.

And so the bus finally came to a stop where most of the people got off and guess what? A whole bunch old people PLUS indian men came up. So the bus was almost empty for like ten seconds. Okie fine. But that doesn't stop this ah ma with a freaking BIG backside to stand in front of me. I mean, I'm fine with anyone standing in front of me, give me Osama Bin Laden and I wouldn't mind, as long as it isn't Smelly Uncle. Oh did I mention that the bus was packed? Again? BUT... the freaking bus driver kept asking us to move back, move in, so more people could get up the bus.

For godness sake! The bus is fucking full and there is NO SPACE so stop asking us to move back! There are fucking old people in the bus, and if all the old people were to be given a seat on the bus, there wouldn't be enough seats. Don't ask me why there were soooooo many fucking old people on a rainy day like this. It's probably Old People Day or smthg. I dunno.

Back to the ah ma standing in front of me. She was stand so freaking close to me her big ass of a butt was against my groin. Now how fucking gross is that?!?!?!? I was damn disgusted so in order to make myself more comfortable, I stood on tippy toes so that my groin was higher than her butt. AND I STOOD ON TIP TOES THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE BUS JOURNEY that my legs were about to collapse when I got off at my stop. I could seriously feel my calf muscles fossilizing. How's that for the start of a brand new day?

Shitty start if you asked me.
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