And so I thought the horrors of doing the blasted Pestsummit website were over. That I did not have to endure anymore from this jerk of a client and his band of pest busters.

BOY WAS I WRONG!

After like a month of not hearing from him, I was about to rejoice that I have finally completed the task of maintaining that fucking website and that his name will be thus erased from my life but when I stepped into the office yesterday and checked my email. I saw the dreaded name. Maybe you have forgotten how much I can't stand that git. Let me remind you: I hate him soooo much I almost die from hating him. He, on the other hand, screams at me (however he intends it to look like through email) and gives me hell.

I can only thank god that all our 'conversations' are through what I will now call man's greatest invention. Email. If I had to meet him face to face, I'm afraid I will have to break my arms and legs to restrain myself from scratching at him with what is left of my freshily cut nails or kicking him hard in the shins.

To give you a hint of what the emails from him roughly look like:

7. [WRONG!!] T-Shirts - S$5,000 MSR Green Corporation
[THIS IS NOTT-SHIRTS. IT IS CONFERENCE BAGS FOR $7000 - TAKE IT OUT!!!!]

11. [WRONG] Welcome Signboard S$2000 Borneo Motors (S) Pte Ltd
[PUT THESE 2 AS "SPECIAL MENTION" ]

Grand Copthorne Waterfront Hotel, Singapore Noor Travels & ToursInternational Pte Ltd
[THIS SHOULD NOT BE LUMPED UNDER WELCOME SIGNBOARD]

And that is not the whole email. Imagine recieving emails looking like that. I think even Mother Thresa will hyperventilae and die from a fit at how rude this idiot of a git is.

I don't mean to be rude but three months of constantly getting emails like that seriously spoils my day. Like BIG TIME.

I shall now attempt to type in caps and see if it makes me feel better: WELL, ALL I CAN DO IS JUST WAIT FOR THE STUPID EVENT TO BE OVER AND THEN HE WILL FOREVER BE GONE FROM MY LIFE AND WHAT IS LEFT OF MY ATTACHMENT LIFE.

Sheesh. He should just do everyone a favour and shuddap.
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