Curtoesy of my brother, I just realised that AJ boys really cannot make it (I'm saying this based on what he said so I'm not sterotyping. )

We were talking about relationships and then he went on to say how his friends' taste's are all pretty weird.. take for example, his friend had a crush on a girl who eats butter. Yes, you saw right. BUTTER, that fat/oil filled piece of yellow crap. Now now, everyone eats butter you say, but I'm pretty sure no one eats butter straight from the packet like how u eat chocolates now, is there? And so I went to AJC's open house for the simple purpose to take a look at butter-eating girl, and guess what? She's not as ugly as you'd expect her to be lah, in all honesty. She'd look pretty decent if she lost all that weight (surely you didn't expect her to be all slim and pretty right? Cause if she still managed to look that way after all that fat consumption I'd slit my wrists).

So yeah. After a long time, his friend finally woke up from his nightmare and got over butter-eating crush and just before my brother could congratulate him on his achievement, he moved on to another girl. A girl with normal eating habits but whose looks have pretty much fallen low. That's the sad life of AJ's boys. Just as I was about to put the verdict on how sad that guy is, my brother went on to say that he had another friend who likes this other girl, and guess what? He asked other friend to help write the girl a...................













LOVE LETTER!!!! (At this point in time, when I brother said that, I almost died from a bout of hysterical fits.) A LOVE LETTER?!?!?! For the love of god, what era is he from man? At least a love email or smthg lah.... Love letter... And somemore have to ask friend help him write... talk about sincerity man.

I half expect him to pass it to her using his loyal friend The Pigeon or probably using the ancient methods of smoke signals lah! Oh and he signed off as: your secret admirer. Is it just me or is that guy one sad case? I suddenly had a vision of myself dying an old maid if Singaporean guys are of that standard. I mean, its so..... ahem. You get the drift. If girls want suprises and different ways of expressing love, this is the guy to beat man. He's so original no one will think of it. It's so suprising it's funny.

Okie okie, I shouldn't be mean and laugh at the poor git. There's nothing wrong with liking somo one and there are many ways of expressing your love but then again, that's a number one man. Haha. So I'm probably thankful that my brother's tastes have not fallen low to that of his friends and hopefully, he will go get a girlfriend and not shock my poor mother into thinking that her only son is indeed gay. Right Jem? =]
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